Cust: "Good evening. I have a sleep problem. I think it is insomnia."
Me: "Well, we have L*lap sir, it is Indonesian traditional herbs."
Cust: "I don't think it will work on me. I want stronger one please."
Me: "Uhm..okay then. We also have Ot*d* ,sir. It is stronger than the previous one."
Cust: "Oh just give me the strongest."
Me: "Why don't you go to the doctor and ask him to give you X*n*x or V*lium? They are the strongest."
Cust: "Well just give me them then."
Me: "I'm sorry sir, but it requires prescription to buy them. So you should go to the doctor before."
Cust: "Oh c'mon, I will pay you. How much do you want?" (Then he is showing off his wallet) -.-'
Me: "I want to help you but I can't. This is our country's regulation. You can't get them without prescription."
Cust: "Okay, let's get this easy. Just give me one tablet okay, I'll pay you, just tell me how much do you want. I have problem in sleep not money so you no need to worry."
Me: "I am sorry sir. You only have two choices here. Go see a doctor , get yourself a prescription then come back here or you can leave with these drugs that I recommend to you."
Hmm... I think I could get rich soon if only I dare to sell these drugs without prescriptions. But hell no, I would spend my life in prison. But... if one day I need money so badly, I think it will work =P
